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Howdy pardner, I'm Sandra a 5'2 colombian/venezuelan pansexual woman child of 17 years who lives in the hot ass heat of Austin, Texas. I crave mcnuggies, love pugs, and enjoy the simple joys of life like free samples and my sweet boyfriend .I don't like homophobes,misogynistic assholes, cold toilet seats, or republicans.

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thearchangeltrickster:

OKAY THAT FUCKING BOOK SALE WOULD ROLL INTO TOWN LIKE A FUCKING TRAVELING CIRCUS OF HAPPINESS.  Then it would pack up and disappear into the night and you wouldn’t really think about it until the next year when it SHOWED UP AGAIN!

thearchangeltrickster:

OKAY THAT FUCKING BOOK SALE WOULD ROLL INTO TOWN LIKE A FUCKING TRAVELING CIRCUS OF HAPPINESS. Then it would pack up and disappear into the night and you wouldn’t really think about it until the next year when it SHOWED UP AGAIN!

(Source: wayy-up-north, via cassierella)

fiftyshadesofgreymann:

ellernock:

rabbithugs:

confusedtree:

I don’t know if you guys have been paying attention to Lil B (I don’t know why you wouldn’t be) but this week he dropped a music video where he just raps about how he loves everyone and plays with a bunch of animals at a pet store

Lil B is your favourite rapper

ok WATCH THIS IMMEDIATELY if you want to see Lil B make friends with big snakes and then cry about how much he loves everyone (and unless youre afraid of snakes then i cannot understand why you wouldnt want to see that)

to follow up my last post

OMFG AND IT’S TO FINAL FANTASY X MUSIC TOO

(via n3vh33r4)

dadvoice:

honestly if you have to be offensive to be funny youre probably not very funny at all

(Source: thesyntaxkid, via super-cycle)

vanillish:

i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hoursimage

(via tupacabra)

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

(via tupacabra)

capacity:

beconinriot:

The Dragon Building in Wat Samphran, Thailand by Jorge Macedo

Ain’t it wild this shit actually exist

capacity:

beconinriot:

The Dragon Building in Wat Samphran, Thailand by Jorge Macedo

Ain’t it wild this shit actually exist

(via owlmylove)

“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that perhaps the military has the highest number of ‘em. True or not, RUN THE PROTOCOL ANYWAY. Because in 15 years of investigating rape accusations, I can count those that panned out as false on one hand. Meanwhile, the one time I almost skipped the protocol, the one time I almost didn’t believe a petty officer, because I was naive as an investigator and a young woman, because her commanding officer described her as “a party girl, always late, always out drinking, don’t bother with this one”, she turned out to be the victim of one of the most brutal assaults I’ve ever investigated. She shouldn’t have still been -alive-, let alone up and making the accusation. So let me repeat: five false accounts in fifteen years. And one time I almost failed a woman ‘cause of the bullshit way it’s normal to talk about us. Take your shipmates’ word, and then run the protocol. Every. Single. Time.”
— - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)

(via antiquatedsorceress)

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